Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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Anti Joke

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