- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What's a joke? Funny

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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