- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Who is John Galt?

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

A seal walks into a club.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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