- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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