oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

it's funny because it's funny

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Stop procrastinating.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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