Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

I have suicidal thoughts

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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