Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Vagina.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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This sentence is a lie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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