- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

knock knock Dave's not here.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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