- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Invisible Children Foundation.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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