Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Obama being reelected.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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