- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

My name is me I like fired chicken!

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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