What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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