Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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KILL WHITEY

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Tucker Rivera

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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ecks! why zee?

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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i love to lick...

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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im telling maguire

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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