Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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