- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

How you know when dislextic

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Today is March 22.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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