- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What's two plus two? Window

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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