- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

2 Penises

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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