- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

ecks! why zee?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

KILL WHITEY

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

i love to lick...

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Tucker Rivera

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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