Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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