Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

CHORGLUND

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why didn't he finish his

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

You know what's cool? Yep.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

sadf

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Women can vote? WTF

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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