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One terrible stormy night, the citizens of Ristoville were hiding from the monsterous lightning cloud approaching them. Little Jonny Harrison, however, was not afraid. This boy had been bullied from the ripe young age of about 14 months by his closest friend, Uncle Oliver, who happens to be a Catholic Priest. Jonny wanted to face the storm, with 6 years behind him, he thought it bizzare that anything worse than Uncle Oliver's magical basement could be brought unto him. He grabbed his supply of Cheese and Onion Quavers, a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Flavoured Ribena, his pretend mobile, a 10ft long metal conductor and his pet grape, "Christopher", and set out for the journey of his life. He told his terminally ill mother that he is going for the adventure of a lifetime, his dad that he wishes him well, and finally, his Grandmother, Rosie Harrison, who has had a severe addiction to meth for almost 25 years now, who has had over 13 interventions and countless attempts at suicide, that he loves her with all of his strong, brave heart, and to hang in there. Little Jonny Harrison takes his first step outside, facing the eye of storm with a little bit of pee in his pants, squeezes his Ribena, slightly squirting it and throwing it heroicly to the drooping wet grass, and screams to the cloud, at the top of his lungs, the words, "I am unstoppable!". Jonny died of HIV induced AIDS and his Uncle was given three to five years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation and consistent domestic abuse and paedophillia. His Grandmother, Rosie, also died later that day.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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What comes after 69? 70

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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