- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Tucker Rivera

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

ecks! why zee?

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

i love to lick...

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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