Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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so the weather's nice...

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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