- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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