- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What comes after 69? 70

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

you dint have to be a jew matt

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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