Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Take wrong turns

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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