Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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