- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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