How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Nah

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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