Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

2 + 2 = 4

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

My Boyfriend

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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