chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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