Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

boo

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

i hate black people

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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