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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

why did the black guy die? cancer

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family