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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

pee

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

women's rights

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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