- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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