What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

WNBA

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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