- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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