Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Women's rights

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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