- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

women's rights

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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