A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Christianity.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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