- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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