What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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women's rights

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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