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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Women's rights.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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