- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Refridgerator.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

obama

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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