- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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