wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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knock knock go away!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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time to spruce up!

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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