Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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