Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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James Patrick Campbell

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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