What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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