How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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