- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Connor is homo

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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