- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

osama bin laden is dead

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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