Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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