- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Irish sobriety

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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