- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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