- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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What is older than history?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

knock knock who's there? hope

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

there once was a frog with no leggs

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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