Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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rose are red violets should be purple

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darude- sandstorm

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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