- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Badabing.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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