Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Call of Duty is a good game.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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