- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

where's mom I killed her

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Knock knock open

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

the redsox

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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