Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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where's mom I killed her

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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