- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Hail Heetluh

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Women's rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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