A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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404 Error: Joke not found

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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boobs!

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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