have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Tim likes girls

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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