what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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I work at jcpenny

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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