While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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