- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

knock knock who's there? hope

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

guess what what that wasnt it

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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