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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

guess what what that wasnt it

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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