why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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