What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Your Mother

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