- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What's half of 8? o

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Yo mama's fat.

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