- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Barack Obama

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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