if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

I agree to the terms and conditions

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

robin, get in the car.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Y u do dis?

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Who is big and stupid My brother

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

non poop

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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