- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Adam Chebali has no life

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

drew edminstin is a rat

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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