- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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