- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

do you wanna hear a joke school

why do mexicans get made fun of

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Justin Bieber

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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