- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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