How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Smelly Indians.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Jebron Lames.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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PIED NINNY!

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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