- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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