- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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