A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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